What's 13,000 dead next to unearthing Terror Tunnels (TM)*?
[*Disclaimer: Israeli computer renderings of an underground central command & control center together with video footage of tunnels do not guarantee that such tunnels represent any such command & control center, and the State of Israel ("SoI") disclaims liability for any such purported representation, whether before the ICC or any other legal authority. Nor should SoI's admission that it constructed the tunnels in the first instance in any way be taken to undermine the import of the discovery of the Terror Tunnels (TM). Further, SoI does not waive its right, based on the discovery of the Terror Tunnels (TM) that it already knew existed, to continue to use force against the population of Gaza, whether for the purpose of displacing said population or killing thousands of them, or both, nor does it recognize any upper limit on a reasonable number of deaths. Similarly, SoI disclaims any liability in its alleged role as an occupying military power, despite using such power to control the material lives of the population, including limiting their caloric intake in any prior years, and/or entirely cutting off caloric supplies, along with water, electricity and fuel to the population as a whole currently. Furthermore, SoI does not, by reason of such caloric and similar restrictions, acknowledge any right of any residents of Gaza to use Terror Tunnels (TM) to transport into Gaza any goods that might augment their caloric intake or otherwise improve their blighted material condition. Further still, the fact that most residents of Gaza are refugees from the newly formed SoI in '48, or their descendants, does not impose on SoI any obligation to such residents, regardless of any acts of force or violence used in expelling such refugees. Additionally, SoI reserves the right to treat any attempts at nonviolent action by the residents of Gaza, such as the so-called "March of Return" of 2018, as nonetheless constituting a threat to SoI, warranting violent response, insofar as it threatens the requisite demographic makeup of SoI (defined here in as SoI's "right to exist" (TM), where "existence" is defined in terms of demographic characteristics). Furthermore, as used herein, the term "Terror" only applies to death and destruction wrought by The Enemy (defined as anyone bringing death and destruction on SoI citizens), and not by SoI, regardless of actual "terror" (defined in physiological terms) experienced by the residents of Gaza. Hence, the term "Terror" is, by the terms of this disclosure, a political term, and not a physiological, psychological, or material term. The terms of this disclosure are binding on the world irrespective of international law, and if you don't like it, FU, because the USA will back us no matter which party is in charge.]
